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Leeza R.

Leeza R. (christened Lisa Rowbottom) is an international fashion model and aspiring singer. she is 27 years old and has been modelling since she was 16, when was discovered in a branch of McDonalds in Glasgow . she has modelled for every designer from Armani to Westwood and is according to Forbes magazine the most successful model ever with her personal wealth estimated at $300 million...

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Tyrone James

Tyrone James, known to his entourage (the Philadelphia Posse, although they mainly hail from Peckham, South London) as Ty the Guy, he is more commonly referred to by the public as the Lord of Love. It is a title that he plays up to in the press, frequently being photographed driving around in his fleet of lovemobiles, which have the number plates, LOVE1, LOVE2, LOVE3, LOVE4... 

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Susan Meakins

Susan Meakins, aged 14, goes to St. Catherine's, a Catholic all girl's school. she is the only daughter of Richard and Eileen Deakins, who are both local government officers and lay preachers. she's a Rebel with a capital R and doesn't care who knows it. in fact, she'll literally do and say anything to shock and upset those around her. her best friends include a goth called Karen who...

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Colin Stephens

as a child Colin Stephens was the proverbial weed. mercilessly bullied at school for his high pitched voice ( even when it broke) and his slightly effeminate mannerisms, he decided enough was enough. at the age of 16, he joined JoxRox, his local gym( which he now owns 126 branches of) and has never looked back. he is currently the world's body building champion...

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Sam Davies

3 short years ago, Sam Davies was a shelf filler, and not a very good one, at Asda. then fate took a hand as he accompanied his friend, Noel Cuthbert, to the pre-auditions of the talent show, Just For The Record. if there was one thing Sam had going for him, it was that he already seemed as if he belonged in a boyband and he definitely had a certain swag...

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Algernon Fitzpatrick

Algernon Fitzpatrick, small of stature, but very big of heart, is a dwarf who hails from Dublin. Born in 1981, he is only 2 foot 6 inches tall. Like many a young boy, he had dreams of running away and joining the circus, but unlike many a young boy, his dream actually came true and he started his career in O'Malley's, where as a member of the Tiny Tumblers...

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Noeleen Gregory

Noeleen Gregory is a well preserved 75 year old mother of four, grandmother of sixteen and great grandmother of 12. She is still a diner waitress from Billings, Montana and is married to Bill Gregory a retired farm worker. Born in 1945, her most formative years were the 1950s when she was growing up. Her fondness for the 50s...

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Karen Perkins

Karen Perkins was born (or reborn) in 2005. She doesn't just embrace the Gothic culture, it is her whole reason for living. Or should that be for dying? She attends St Catherine's, a Catholic all girl's school, which is appropriately enough housed in an old Gothic style building with its own crypt. Here are buried all the past headmistresses and headmasters... 

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Jeff Johns

Jeff Johns makes Chewbacca look smooth skinned. From the time he entered puberty at the age of 6 and a half, he began spouting hair in parts of the human body where hair should never spout. The faster he shaved it off, the faster and thicker it grew back. By the age of 8, he was getting through 12 razors and several cans of shave gel a day...

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Jenna Philips

Jenna Phillips is a...well, what isn't she? Born in 1981 in Croydon, England, her parents, Frank and Alice both died in a car accident when Jenna was 3 years old. She was subsequently brought up by her grandmother, Bunny Phillips, so called because she was the country's premier breeder of Columbian Pygmy rabbits...

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