about us

no matter how seriously we take pampering and regardless of how seriously great our products are, we don’t present them in a serous manner. everything we sell is packaged with a wry frivolity. we figure you don’t want to learn about the science behind our formulations (they work - enough said), the dull boffins who create them or the founders, intent on boring you with their tedious backstories. so here, instead of bios and pictures of staff members, you’ll find bios and pictures of those characters far more characterful than us. indeed, how we ever thought anyone would be interested enough to click on a section entitled: ABOUT US now seems faintly ridiculous. perhaps we should have called it ABOUT TIME, because if you’ve never bought anatomicals before, it’s certainly about time you did.